About Me

I am a housewife and Mum to 3 children. I have a 13 year old son who's favourite expression is "for gods sake", a 10 year old son who thinks he is a ninja and a 5 year old daughter who thinks that tadpoles are made from frog porn...

Monday, 21 November 2011

Driving test!!

So...I've got my driving test tomorrow...I'm not new to driving tests, I have in fact arrived at the test centre no less than 4 times...but have only taken my test twice.  The first time, I nearly reversed into someone while reversing around a corner, the second time my instructors car broke down on the way to the test centre...the third time I forgot to put the car into gear and the last time, the examiner wouldnt let me take the test because my brake light was out.  I must be the worlds unluckiest person!!  I've never really felt the urge to drive, I don't know the difference between a Mondeo or a Micra, and the only way I can remember the difference between the lights and the wipers is by saying over and over...Lefty Lighty...Righty Wipey, I'm sure I drive my instructor mad.

So anyway, any tips gratefully received, I have a small bag containing Bachs Rescue Remedy drops, Bachs Rescue Remedy spray, Bachs Rescue Remedy cream, Bachs Rescue Remedy pastilles and Bachs Rescue Remedy chewing gum.

Think I'm prepared enough??  

Wish me luck :-) X

Thursday, 17 November 2011

I'm back again...

Its been too long since I wrote on here, I need to start working the old grey matter...and writing this blog is the funnest  ( is that a word?) way I can think of...

I would love to tell you what I've been up to the last few months...but I struggle to remember what happened last week, I swear I never used to be so dim, is it motherhood that does it...or the copious amount of wine I consume to deal with it!  Motherhood is definitely worth it though....especially when your daughter tells you how pretty you are because apparently you look like Daisy duck...

The highlight of the last couple of weeks has definitely been when I was chatting to some friends in the kitchen and Spacegirl comes in and says...

Spacegirl: "Mummy, Daddy and I were cuddling up on the sofa the other day when we were watching that rude movie, weren't we Mum?"
Me: (aghast) "Rude movie, no we weren't...what rude movie?"
Spacegirl:  "You know that rude movie, with the furry things, and you and Daddy like it and its rude!"
Me: "We don't watch rude movies"
Spacegirl: "Yes we do"
I was utterly mortified, and there was a long silence.  Then Spacegirl pipes up with...
"Oh I don't mean rude...I mean scary...I hate Monsters Inc, don't I Mum"


Anyway hopefully have more time to update this more often.

Goodbye from SpaceMums world X