About Me

I am a housewife and Mum to 3 children. I have a 13 year old son who's favourite expression is "for gods sake", a 10 year old son who thinks he is a ninja and a 5 year old daughter who thinks that tadpoles are made from frog porn...

Tuesday, 5 July 2011

I have a spot on my boob...whats that all about?

I woke up this morning with a spot on my boob...is there an age where you start getting boob spots, its not that big, but I may have to cover it up or people may think its a third nipple, either that or I may draw a little face on it and display it proudly...I think the cover up is maybe a better idea though?

I may try and go and get a fish pedicure today, I have been trying to get one for the last month but I hate fish...with a passion.  I have a lovely tropical tank, that I never go near...it has a rainbow shark in it that eats all the fish, I have numerous nightmares about the shark growing 10 times in normal size over night, and as I trail through the kitchen to fetch my weetabix, I see it exploding out of the tank and trying to eat me...maybe I wont go and get a fish pedicure, even prawns make my spine shudder.


  1. No fish pedicure (thank god), my daughter was camping on runny bum mountain this morning so she had the day off school. We had a duvet day with lots of lovely cuddles and stories, she's in reception, reminds me of how much fun we used to have before she started school. :-)

  2. Hey there, I have had one of those fish pedicures.. its not all that bad, the fish are small and once you get your head around the fact that they are eating your dead skin its okay... You should try it...

  3. I don't think I can, I hyperventilate when I see the tank, I can't sit and watch Swampy have her feet done, have been down there so many times attempting to do it, that I'm on first name terms with all the staff and they let me sit in the back and make myself a cup of coffee. I think I would rather stick my feet in a shoebox, with my hamster inside, I'm not sure I'd have any feet left though let alone hard skin! :-)